Ryan Locte robbed in Rio? Naw, he lied

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How stupid can Rio robbers be ... who robs amateurs ? :confused:
 

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Besides this, it's a really nice place. Well besides this and the broken toilets, it's a really nice place. Well besides this and the high murder rate and the broken toilets, it's a really nice place. Well besides this and the poop in the water and the high murder rate and broken toilets, it's a really nice place.

At least the mayor is witty.
 

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I can't imagine Ryan making a stupid decision in that situation. He seems like a pretty intelligent dude.
 

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Brazil really pissed about the bad press. They are pretty much on full discredit mode. Third world dump. Half of their politicians are under investigation for corruption including their president.
 

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Just heard a report on NBC from Matt Lauer who interviewed Lochte. Sounds like he's doubling down and adamantly denying that he made it up. I think I believe him even if he may have embellished the story a bit.
 

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Sounds like there's some inconsistencies to this story. Although Lockte is back in the state, 2 other swimmers were taken off their plane and detained.
 

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Lochte should have read the travel warnings from the state department before visiting that third world sh1thole. Taxis corroborate with thieves all the time there.
 

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Seems like the Brazilian government cares more about trying to prove some American swimmers wrong than it did about creating a safe and stable environment in which to hold the f*cking Olympics.
 

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Brazillian Gov issued a warrant to cancel the victims' passports. But Locte was already back in the U.S.
So, is he now on a "no-fly" list. These boys were through with Olympic competition and were out revelling
as tourists. Probably nothing to indicate to natives that they were U.S. Olympians. Thieves probably were
just robbing money carrying tourists.

The FBI supposedly sat in on the Brazillian Police questioning the victims. All agreed that the police
gave indication no further questioning was needed. Apparently after overnight consultation, probably
with the Tourism PR Czar, more twisted questioning was needed to discredit the victims' story.
 

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The question I have is what does Locte and the other swimmer gain from fabricating the story. There is nothing for them to gain, but Brazil who has already had one Olympian robbed of his metal and a few other Olympic tourist robbed seems to be in full spin mode. Locte isn't the most intelligent man, but to make this up seems dumb for even him.
 

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The question I have is what does Locte and the other swimmer gain from fabricating the story. There is nothing for them to gain, but Brazil who has already had one Olympian robbed of his metal and a few other Olympic tourist robbed seems to be in full spin mode. Locte isn't the most intelligent man, but to make this up seems dumb for even him.

Agreed - if he were by himself and told this story, I might have a little concern but with three other guys?
If anything, Lochte would have tried to make up a story to make himself look better, but I don't see that either.
Might he have embellished some pieces? Maybe. but overall - nothing really to gain by lying about this event.

More important question... what the hell was he thinking with this?
Probably wanting a Viagra/Cialis endorsement with this 'do:

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For every step Brazil will take to make themselves look better in this situation, they will only make themselves look worse. The way they are handling this is simply moronic.
 

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