This shouldn’t even be possible

[Nalt]

But a belt and suspenders together? Serious fashion faux pas.

Though I've never worn suspenders since Mom put some on me when I was a toddler, I have to say, suspenders with a belt could be a good thing actually.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Though I've never worn suspenders since Mom put some on me when I was a toddler, I have to say, suspenders with a belt could be a good thing actually.

You must wear some real heavy pants.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

But a belt and suspenders together? Serious fashion faux pas.

I need the suspenders for fashion, but I need the belt to support my Crossbreed supertuck IWB.

 

[soflagator]

But a belt and suspenders together? Serious fashion faux pas.

Suspenders in general have been relegated to fat older men(sometimes with the belt), hipster doofus possible gays, and the dancers in ska bands. It’s a shame.

 

[Nalt]

You must wear some real heavy pants.

On my days off from my regular job, I will sometimes work on things like cutting trees which requires wearing long pants and a pair of safety chaps. Those things are heavy and the added support a pair of suspenders would provide would be helpful.

 

[CDGator]

Pretty good list. I’d add craft gin. And amateur photographers. But that’s about it.

Touché.
Seedy and I did a brewery crawl of sorts on Saturday looking for a pretentious craft beer for him to take to NY with his craft gin. I didn’t take a single photo of our beer, we left the cuff links at home and we laughed at the people that rode up on their electric bike.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Pretty good list. I’d add craft gin. And amateur photographers. But that’s about it.

all while working on my screenplay, eating avocado toast at Starbucks.

 

[B52G8rAC]

all while working on my screenplay, eating avocado toast at Starbucks.

Earnestly grooming my face to look like I have a perpetual 5 O'clock shadow. Wait, do flannel shirts have French cuffs?

 

[B52G8rAC]

Despite the obvious disdain for tasteful attire in this thread, I will say getting into a Mess Dress, putting on cufflinks and studs, suspenders and a cummerbund
harks back to a more civilized time when gentlemen were gallant and ladies sublime.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Suspenders in general have been relegated to fat older men(sometimes with the belt), hipster doofus possible gays, and the dancers in ska bands. It’s a shame.

And black tie. And I'll go ahead and put it out there for the inevitable abuse: I own a tuxedo.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

On my days off from my regular job, I will sometimes work on things like cutting trees which requires wearing long pants and a pair of safety chaps. Those things are heavy and the added support a pair of suspenders would provide would be helpful.

You are to be applauded for trying to be stylish while cutting trees. I'm impressed.

 

[CDGator]

Earnestly grooming my face to look like I have a perpetual 5 O'clock shadow. Wait, do flannel shirts have French cuffs?

There seemed to be a dress code with all the 25 year olds at the breweries. They all had full beards and an arm full of tattoos. So many looked identical and dressed the same. They didn’t look bad but all the same. No plaid though.

 

[soflagator]

Earnestly grooming my face to look like I have a perpetual 5 O'clock shadow. Wait, do flannel shirts have French cuffs?

I have a general rule. I don’t trust anyone that puts that much time into their beard. Beard, no, beard, goatee, all fine. But when I see someone with one of those overly manicured beads it just immediately rubs me the wrong way.

 

[bradgator2]

I have a general rule. I don’t trust anyone that puts that much time into their beard. Beard, no, beard, goatee, all fine. But when I see someone with one of those overly manicured beads it just immediately rubs me the wrong way.

There could be a sexual joke made from this. Thankfully, good taste prevails.

 

[Nalt]

You are to be applauded for trying to be stylish while cutting trees. I'm impressed.

Thanks, but to be honest, my focus isn't on being stylish. I prefer to trigger the libtarded environmentalist by cutting trees and such. In fact, I may start changing my engine oil by draining it out on the ground too.

 

[CDGator]

Thanks, but to be honest, my focus isn't on being stylish. I prefer to trigger the libtarded environmentalist by cutting trees and such. In fact, I may start changing my engine oil by draining it out on the ground too.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Thanks, but to be honest, my focus isn't on being stylish.

You know I was mocking you, right?

 

[CDGator]

You know I was mocking you, right?

 

[Nalt]

You know I was mocking you, right?

Of course. I mean, that's what all of you guys do...

 

[CDGator]

Of course. I mean, that's what all of you guys do...

Ahem….