URG's height - make your best joke here!

[B52G8rAC]

I admire Urg's toughness.

Lots of folks who regularly insult him would have folded under far less.

Alex.

How could you tell if URG folded? Wouldn't he be the same height? (URG: I have no idea how this short thing started, just trying to keep the thread going. Mea Culpa)

 

[URGatorBait]

How could you tell if URG folded? Wouldn't he be the same height? (URG: I have no idea how this short thing started, just trying to keep the thread going. Mea Culpa)

just haters hatin bro

 

[Bushmaster]

I heard he gets taller when he sits down.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

I admire Urg's toughness.

Lots of folks who regularly insult him would have folded under far less.

Alex.

He's just a really down to earth guy.

 

[URGatorBait]

He's just a really down to earth guy.

See, the rest of you retards could learn a thing or two about jokes from Bernie here.

Well done sir!

 

[Durty South Swamp]

See, the rest of you retards could learn a thing

settle down, son.

 

[URGatorBait]

settle down, son.

That's what I say to your son every time he walks in on your wife and I

 

[Back Alley Gator]

How Urg gets into his truck.

 

[deuce]

One benefit of being tall is that you don't have to smell other peoples' armpits on elevators!

URG seems like stand up guy!

 

[TheMarylandGator]

One benefit of being tall is that you don't have to smell other peoples' armpits on elevators!

URG seems like stand up guy!

But in his case he's a crotch level, so there's that.

 

[URGatorBait]

But in his case he's a crotch level, so there's that.

Your wife never seemed to mind that point

 

[TheMarylandGator]

Your wife never seemed to mind that point

Best thing about this thread is no one is actually going to look at it because it's about you.

 

[URGatorBait]

Best thing about this thread is no one is actually going to look at it because it's about you.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

a small price to pay to keep things going on the site until mini camp starts.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Live look in

 

[stephenPE]

 

[Durty South Swamp]

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[B52G8rAC]

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Another made up attribute to make education majors think they have value.

 

[Born2beagator]

His height makes me feel less freakish

 

[URGatorBait]

His height makes me feel less freakish

You're the one poster that can't say schit about it