Wednesday Worsts….Cliches

[bradgator2]

Screw you guys. I’m giving you my favorite cliches:

That’s what she said.

We didn’t want him anyway.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

________ is in shambles.

We’re dangerously thin at _________.

Eat a bag of dicks.



Alex.

 

[Nalt]

So, long story short, it is what it is really. I mean, honestly, literally all of the phrases on this thread are quite annoying but you do you but when you have the time to circle back, I hope you will reconsider all of the options for using said phrases, just sayin... On the other hand, my boss here at work uses a phrase that totally boggles the mind when he uses it, which he does quite often. He will respond to something someone says by saying, "I violently agree..." or "I'm in violent agreement with..."
Oh well, it is what it is...

 

[Detroitgator]

So, long story short, it is what it is really. I mean, honestly, literally all of the phrases on this thread are quite annoying but you do you but when you have the time to circle back, I hope you will reconsider all of the options for using said phrases, just sayin... On the other hand, my boss here at work uses a phrase that totally boggles the mind when he uses it, which he does quite often. He will respond to something someone says by saying, "I violently agree..." or "I'm in violent agreement with..."
Oh well, it is what it is...

I like to throw "with extreme prejudice" on the end of anything.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

The ones I'm pretty tired of have all been listed.

Not worn out like the others though is one from a guy I used to deal with who had one that thankfully no one else I know uses. Whenever there was some kind of disagreement or two ways to get something done, he would often say, "I feel strongly both ways." As more and more people noticed, it actually became comical.

 

[Alumni Guy]

you've got a case of the but no one's holding it against you

Just a guy who won’t give forgiveness just because you want it, and doesn’t expect anyone to give it to me.

There’s a lot of people just like me, which is why that saying is stupid and very dangerous.

 

[Detroitgator]

Just a guy who won’t give forgiveness just because you want it, and doesn’t expect anyone to give it to me.

There’s a lot of people just like me, which is why that saying is stupid and very dangerous.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Just a guy who won’t give forgiveness just because you want it, and doesn’t expect anyone to give it to me.

There’s a lot of people just like me, which is why that saying is stupid and very dangerous.

I think you take that saying way to "literally". I get that he banged your wife and all, but he did ask for forgiveness. Take the high road. After all, wwjd?

 

[Alumni Guy]

After all, wwjd?

He definitely wouldn’t stretch so far to make a $hitty mom joke.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

He definitely wouldn’t stretch so far to make a $hitty mom joke.

it was a wife joke... and was rather easy, to be honest.

 

[Detroitgator]

I think you take that saying way to "literally". I get that he banged your wife and all, but he did ask for forgiveness. Take the high road. After all, wwjd?

Banged his wife... with extreme prejudice.

 

[CDGator]

So, long story short, it is what it is really. I mean, honestly, literally all of the phrases on this thread are quite annoying but you do you but when you have the time to circle back, I hope you will reconsider all of the options for using said phrases, just sayin... On the other hand, my boss here at work uses a phrase that totally boggles the mind when he uses it, which he does quite often. He will respond to something someone says by saying, "I violently agree..." or "I'm in violent agreement with..."
Oh well, it is what it is...

Your boss sounds triggered.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Banged his wife... with extreme prejudice.

I think alum guy is so fixated on his hate for that saying, that he's failing to pick up the fact that Ive been responding with corny cliche's pretty much the entire time. I even lobbed one up slow pitch style, using quotes, but he still took the pitch.

I mean c'mon:

Literally
hold it against you
take the high road
wwjd

C'mon man

 

[Detroitgator]

I think alum guy is so fixated on his hate for that saying, that he's failing to pick up the fact that Ive been responding with corny cliche's pretty much the entire time. I even lobbed one up slow pitch style, using quotes, but he still took the pitch.

I mean c'mon:

Literally
hold it against you
take the high road
wwjdwep

C'mon man

FIFY

 

[MidwestChomp]

Here's the thing, this is literally smoking mirrors.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Here's the thing, this is literally smoking mirrors.

diddo

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Let's go Brandon.


Wait, no. I like that one.

 

[AugustaGator]

I should've qualified my statement: "Any non-UK/former Commonwealth person who says "cheers," especially Americans who say "cheers" other than when toasting with alcohol."

Better?

Cheers! ;)

Today I identify as British.

 

[AugustaGator]

For me it was always the, "Oh they're angels now, but just wait until they become teenagers" line that pissed me off.

As a side note, "Why don't you eat shiit and die" is such a good universal comeback. It should be used more.

I have take it you’ve always and still are a teenager.

 

[AugustaGator]

Lean into….

This drives me nuts.

 

[CDGator]

Penetration in Lugansk less than 7km... Azov Battalion kickin' ass

My boss says this all the time too. Ugh