I often leave my computer and do things, like work, or shop, or mess around in the yard or garage, etc. When I get back on, there's something that's always the same, no matter what time of day or what day of the week it is:
Swamp Donkey has made dozens of posts.
Whether it's Monday morning, Thursday night, Saturday or Sunday, the offseason, holidays, whenever it is, he's always there. I'm starting to think he just sits in one place all day, seven days a week looking at a computer or phone on Gatorchatter.
Does he ever work? Go out to dinner with his wife? Work in his yard? Does he take his phone into the shower with him so he can post? I've wondered these things many times over the years. If you want an instant opinion on how much something sucks, just make a post and he'll respond within 45 seconds, even if you make it at 3 o'clock in the morning. You see, I don't think he sleeps, either - he's afraid he might miss something.
Donkey, we all love you. But it may be time for an intervention.