***OFFICIAL COTTON BOWL GAME THREAD: UF vs Oklahoma***; Houston talks trash

[oxrageous]

I want everyone to imagine Shawn Davis facing NFL receivers. Imagine it.

 

[78]

If Shawn Davis gets drafted I'll eat my socks. He's AWFUL. I'd be stunned if he was even invited to the Combine.

However, I will admit he's the greatest at diving at the feet of an opponent that I've ever seen. He really hits the ground with authority.

I have to admit I was a little surprised to read Law assessing Davis’ issues as schematic. That was like intimating Yoko Ono just needed to find the right band for her voice.

 

[JDW]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I have to admit I was a little surprised to read Law assessing Davis’ issues as schematic. That was like intimating Yoko Ono just needed to find the right band for her voice.

you guys need to leave the Xs and Os to somebody else.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

as long as Dan Mullen keeps it close and tries to establish the option, he'll be happy.

 

[78]

you guys need to leave the Xs and Os to somebody else.

I could use the “you must be related” line, but that doesn’t seem plausible.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I could use the “you must be related” line, but that doesn’t seem plausible.

I actually do have some Davises in my family. they are from Muhsippi though.

we don't actually let them sit at the family table for Christmas and the like.

 

[78]

I actually do have some Davises in my family. they are from Muhsippi though.

we don't actually let them sit at the family table for Christmas and the like.

Yeah, I’m thinking small chance Shawn and Jefferson Davis are related.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Yeah, I’m thinking small chance Shawn and Jefferson Davis are related.

I'd be less embarrassed with a Jefferson Davis connection than the fact that they're from Muhsippi.

 

[JDW]

Yeah, I’m thinking small chance Shawn and Jefferson Davis are related.

Jefferson Davis, Thomas Jefferson same difference

 

[78]

Jefferson Davis, Thomas Jefferson same difference

I can’t quite connect the dots from Thomas to Shawn.

 

[JDW]

I can’t connect quite the dots from Thomas to Shawn.

23 and me has a section to include ones predilections...including Sally Hemmings fever

 

[maheo30]

Shawn Davis entered the season with a 3-5 round grade. Every place I read now has Stiner rated ahead of him. That is how far he has fallen. Only Slaton has fallen further.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Stiner wont be drafted for arena ball.

 

[maheo30]

Stiner wont be drafted for arena ball.

Neither will Davis.

 

[78]

Can they roller skate with pads on?

 

[no1g8r]

I want everyone to imagine Shawn Davis facing NFL receivers. Imagine it.

It’s pretty easy to imagine. Watch game film from 2020, and whenever you happen to see Shawn, the receiver, and the ball on the screen at the same time, just imagine that Shawn isn’t there at all.

 

[oxrageous]

Yeah, NFL scouts watching Stiner and Davis would either be laughing hysterically, or would have to excuse themselves to let their supper come up.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Yeah, NFL scouts watching Stiner and Davis would either be laughing hysterically, or would have to excuse themselves to let their supper come up.

I seriously watch Stiner and usually can't tell exactly what the fcck it is he's doing. it's never covering anyone and it's never dropping into a deep half or deep safety position.

 

[rogdochar]

I, whenever you happen to see Shawn, the receiver, and the ball on the screen at the same time

... please do not adjust your tv set.