So, I think I should be the next coach of the Gators. I am retired so I have lots of time for recruiting. I have lots of Florida connections. OK, a brother, sister, two nephews and and a niece. Oh, and the members of this august board. I am a Florida graduate and know what a midline is. In aeronautical terms, football doesn't use that word. I have demonstrated leadership skills, have never lost my temper in public (except for the time I sent my bombardier to his room on alert; but he deserved it) and guarantee a winning record my first year. I don't need a buyout clause either, just the annual salary of the current coach. On a year to year contract.