Bret Bielema telling anyone who will listen he's going to be next Patriots DC. Oops! it's Schiano

[oxrageous]

Crete just busted a nut:

Report: Bret Bielema expecting to be next Patriots defensive coordinator

Discuss.

 

[gatormandan]

Hope they don't catch him falling down on the job.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Bert has been telling people he expects to get the job. He may be setting himself up for disappointment.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Will he both a janitor intern and a coach?

 

[LagoonGator68]

Belichick ain't hiring a tub of guts like Bielma

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Belichick ain't hiring a tub of guts like Bielma

He certainlymhas a history of hiring dumb fatazzes

 

[LagoonGator68]

He certainlymhas a history of hiring dumb fatazzes

15 years ago

 

[78]

Bielema isn't just fat, he's lazy and fat, or fat and lazy. Belichick must have dementia.

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

Bielema being unfocused, and talking about next year, will probably get him fired at the end of this year.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Belichick ain't hiring a tub of guts like Bielma

Already on the payroll.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Already on the payroll.

No, he isn't.

He's an unpaid intern just wandering around the hallway, usually with a mop bucket in hand. Several the staffers said they thought he was homeless and gave him change.

Seriously, they arent paying him a penny.

 

[78]

no he isn't.

he's an unpaid intern just wandering around the hallway. usually with a mop bucket in hand. several the staffers said they thought he was homeless and gave him change.

Homeless people don't weigh 320. Their bag of change, maybe.

 

[GatorJB]

If true, then this will likely be Brady's last shot at a Superbowl.

 

[soflagator]

Homeless people don't weigh 320. Their bag of change, maybe.

No, he isn't homeless.

He rents a small efficiency outside of Boston. All the other stuff about his role with the team is dead on though.

*thread title should be updated for accurate description.

 

[BMF]

Crete just busted a nut:

Report: Bret Bielema expecting to be next Patriots defensive coordinator

Discuss.

Yeah, and he's bringing in Butters as the OC, Nord as ST's coordinator, and stealing Nussmeir from the Cowboys to coach up Tom Brady!!!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Arky also has a top 20 recruiting class sitting on 14 bluechippers (we have 13).

Remember when Crete said the only reason Arkypigs sucked was because no one could recruit there? And yet the guy before and after Ole Burp Bielema sure could recruit.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Beliemia is drunk and retarded. Nothing has changed.

 

[neteng]

Saban hired butters and chump ...

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Hell, Kliff Kingsbury already got an NFL job, why shouldn't some other terrible coach also get one?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Hell, Kliff Kingsbury already got an NFL job, why shouldn't some other terrible coach also get one?

do you ever question your career choices? these guys make millions to be terrible.