Billy Napier - UF Head Football Coach

[Durty South Swamp]

We really need to settle on a nickname for this guy.

If he works out like we are hoping, I can get on board with a shortened version of the real thing. Coach Nape.
If we stumble and plod around to ho hum wins against inferior talent and get exposed against the big boys, I'm going with Tater Salad.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

We really need to settle on a nickname for this guy.

If he works out like we are hoping, I can get on board with a shortened version of the real thing. Coach Nape.
If we stumble and plod around to ho hum wins against inferior talent and get exposed against the big boys, I'm going with Tater Salad.

Does this mean we’re not keeping “Sling blade?”

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Does this mean we’re not keeping “Sling blade?”

Im not a big fan of that one. Too nuanced. There are a lot of folks who arent even familiar with that movie or reference. But whether youve seen Ron White, tater salad prints an instant, accurate picture in your mind of what we would have if he doesnt work out

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Does this mean we’re not keeping “Sling blade?”

I'm keeping it, you guys can do what you want.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

I'm keeping it, you guys can do what you want.

Haven’t you heard? It’s too nuanced!

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Not for nothing but I tried to lighten the mood after the "McDonald's box lunch" line by posting a very funny pic, but it got deleted just because there was a certain political figure in it.

NOW look what has happened. Everyone's mad at Donkey, and it's a shame because he is usually universally beloved. Sad! :(

 

[lizardbreath]

I'd forgotten about "Bugtussle"

"Well, if that don't take the rag right off'n the bush." - Jed Clampett circa 1961.

 

[jdh5484]

"Well, if that don't take the rag right off'n the bush." - Jed Clampett circa 1961.

wellllllll -doggies!

Go Bammers!

 

[jdh5484]

I'm keeping it, you guys can do what you want.

I think Tater fits well.

Later Tater.

 

[aka]

 

[78]

Luke 23:34
And Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” And they cast lots to divide his garments.

I respect your right to religious devotion, but to be throwing it in the face of members with this degree of regularity is simply not appropriate.

 

[SGG]

I respect your right to religious devotion, but to be throwing it in the face of members with this degree of regularity is simply not appropriate.

Little does he know, you need an exorcism, not a simple prayer

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Coach FFT. (French Fried Taters)

 

[williston_gator]

Jaguars players said new Gator coach Billy Napier will exact high standards

 

[NOLAGATOR]

I respect your right to religious devotion, but to be throwing it in the face of members with this degree of regularity is simply not appropriate.

Don't tell what's appropriate.

So talking about banging your mother is?

 

[Homer J]

Jaguars players said new Gator coach Billy Napier will exact high standards

Napier has a familiar refrain: “Practice makes permanent.”

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

I think Tater fits well.

Later Tater.

Coach FFT. (French Fried Taters)

It's potaters guys, not taters. You're entitled to your own opinions but not your own facts.

 

[78]

Don't tell what's appropriate.

So talking about banging your mother is?

Don’t be offended. They banged my mother, too. That had to exhume her first. That took some prayer.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Don't tell what's appropriate.

So talking about banging your mother is?

Yes, my friend. Talking about banging mothers is 100% appropriate here.

This is a society. You can't bring your morals to an established society and demand that everyone else so much as accommodate you, much less change their ways to adapt to your preferences.

You are an intelligent, very well educated man so I know you KNOW this. You just have to ACCEPT what you know, that's all.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

I respect your right to religious devotion, but to be throwing it in the face of members with this degree of regularity is simply not appropriate.

No offense, NOLA. You know Christianity is important to me, but we don't come here for religion. Same principle as BSPN always injecting politics into sports.
I only say this because we want you and your posts here.
P.S. You are right about the adolescent "your Mother" jokes.