Hiring three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust offense isn't a gamble; it's the definition of insanity here. We've tried it with the last three coaches and got the same results every time. Dress it up however you want, at the end of the day Coach Potater runs a Neanderthal offense and I'm beyond waiting around to see how this movie ends. Spoiler alert; it ends with the hayseed getting fired.
However, many of you here seem to love this Touch-o-Downs offense, so maybe you'll get your wish to prove to yourselves once and for all that this isn't going to bring championships back to Gainesville. Maybe I'm wrong and ole Sling Blade here pulls a miracle out of his tard ass. If so, I'll be the first to admit I was wrong about the guy. Until then, I'm firmly on the No More Potatoes! train.