Bret Bielema telling anyone who will listen he's going to be next Patriots DC. Oops! it's Schiano

[MJMGator]

It doesn’t matter. Just like Bama, coordinators come and go but we all know who runs the show.

 

[soflagator]

do you ever question your career choices? these guys make millions to be terrible.

It's a fraternity. You just have to get in, and you're set for life.

You'll never see Schwan's guy walking around talking about how he actually won 7 games once, and took his team to the Libery Bowl before it all fell apart.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

do you ever question your career choices? these guys make millions to be terrible.

I was going to coach and changed my mind.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I was going to coach and changed my mind.

Bad move. Too much money started chasing too little talent at just the right time for someone your age.

If only we knew, huh?

 

[rogdochar]

No, he isn't.

He's an unpaid intern just wandering around the hallway, usually with a mop bucket in hand. Several the staffers said they thought he was homeless and gave him change.

Seriously, they arent paying him a penny.

He's homeless if he's gone bunkrupt.

Homeless people don't weigh 320. Their bag of change, maybe.

.... beggars can't be chewsers.

 

[rogdochar]

Hope they don't catch him falling down on the job.

Uplifting reference to his PigWalk slip and fall, gman.

 

[Dunder]

No, he isn't.

He's an unpaid intern just wandering around the hallway, usually with a mop bucket in hand. Several the staffers said they thought he was homeless and gave him change.

Seriously, they arent paying him a penny.

That was a brilliant move on his part. Any money NE pays him just reduces his Arky buyout. So instead he learns from the best coach in all of football while still sticking it back to Arky.

Also, his wife is smoking smoking hot!!!

 

[78]

Hell, Kliff Kingsbury already got an NFL job, why shouldn't some other terrible coach also get one?

Because offensive minds are at a premium, esp the younger ones. Give it a few years and the pendulum will swing back to stopping people. But it's not there now.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Also, his wife is smoking smoking hot!!!

Ive never been that impressed w her but she is definitely better than Big Boy should be able to land. Ive just never been into that "I brought home the stripper" look, bleach blonde and two pounds of makeup. I like my women like I like my cars, no Bondo.

If he doesnt sign another big contract soon, she is gone. It takes current cashflow to keep letting that goofyazz sweathog mount her. She can leave at any minute with half the assets.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

It isn't going to shock me if Brady and Belicheat both ride off into the sunset if the Pats win Sunday.

 

[FireFoley]

 

[5-Star Finger]

This would be an intriguing hire; provided Belichick's scheme doesn't anticipate needing to defend against a plate of hot wings.

 

[Alumni Guy]

Bielema isn't just fat, he's lazy and fat, or fat and lazy. Belichick must have dementia.

If being fat and lazy is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Ive never been that impressed w her but she is definitely better than Big Boy should be able to land. Ive just never been into that "I brought home the stripper" look, bleach blonde and two pounds of makeup. I like my women like I like my cars, no Bondo.

If he doesnt sign another big contract soon, she is gone. It takes current cashflow to keep letting that goofyazz sweathog mount her. She can leave at any minute with half the assets.

 

[ChiefGator]

It isn't going to shock me if Brady and Belicheat both ride off into the sunset if the Pats win Sunday.

Unless Brady is lying or has a career ending injury that is not happening for him.

 

[oxrageous]

Greg Schiano will be Patriots’ new defensive coordinator - The Boston Globe

 

[gatormandan]

Just doesn't make sense. Why would they pass on footballs greatest defensive mind to ever live?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Anybody heard from Crete? Someone get his shoe laces quick!

 

[Buckman2000]

Maybe we should hire him as our nutritionist. I mean, he loves food

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

He certainlymhas a history of hiring dumb fatazzes

True that. On a side note, does anybody else other than me see a little resemblance between Brady in the above picture to Lloyd Christmas (aka Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber)?