How we learned to love losers

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    I still say he was the best we could get at the time and has brought much needed stability at a crucial time in our history. We were so close to becoming UT.
    I want Grantham gone yesterday and I want relentless recruiters on staff, but I’ll keep Mullen around until we KNOW we have the right guy lined up to take us to the next level. I don’t ever want to endure another decade of Chump and Butters ball!
     
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      You popped out two weeks early because I put her into early labor by laying pipe to her behind the snack bar at every home game. I've been wanting to share this with you for awhile since this information should help explain to you why you have those dents on the top of your head and an unnatural fear of whack-a-mole games in case you've ever wondered. I think I also may have damaged your "brevity in writing" cortex, but that's actually turned out to be a beneficial mutation for you, so, you're welcome?
       
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        I’m 53, attended my first game in 71, so I’ve endured some pretty dismal times as a Gator. That makes me want to never go back to that crap. That’s why guys like corch drive me nuts. If everyone thought like him we’d still have Doug Dickey as our HC. It’s called complacency and it’s for losers. We’ve tasted the good stuff and refuse to drink that rot gut whiskey any longer.
         
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          I just bought my buddy a bottle of Don Julio Anejo for Christmas. Corch would have us drinking MD 2020 while we reminisce about the first time we got so sick we ended on the pot clutching the bathroom trashcan with liquid squirting from both ends, and remembering it fondly as the intemperate nature of youth.

          F that! Give me top-shelf, prime steak, and another GD championship.
           
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            We’ve had Pappy’s and will always want it when we can get it. Mullen is like Jake Daniels. It’s pretty good and consistent. Corch wants us to be happy with Old Crow.
             
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              Pretty sure I just about had a stroke laughing at this...
               
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                JFC is there anyone younger than half-a-hundred around here? It’s like a gawt damned nursing home here - I’m surprised half of you f*cking geriatrics haven’t died of COVID, you old f*cks. I bet the ratio of jitterbugs to posters is off the charts.
                 
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                  Exactly.

                  Welcome back to realism. I thought we lost you there for a while. Although Mizzu might be a better comparison.
                   
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                  My issue is not Mullen's Offense or his QBs. He is HC...its all his team...and he has a top paid DC who is clueless.

                  His pressers are almost as bad as the Defense.

                  I am happy with our progress since Chump and Butters but this is year 3. What is so sad is our Defense will always suck under Grantham.

                  He sucked at UGA, at MSU, at UF...why should we expect more?
                   
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                    That's because all you young punks are obsessed with someone's mother or are clueless how the world works.

                    It's you young jerks who can't appreciate Kerwin Bell, Fun and Gun, and Gator Growl.

                    We damn sure don't get "opting out" and targeting.

                    And we were there before we had Albert and ALBERTA.
                     
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                      I think we got lucky that Chip played our AD. No question. How well Frost would do with UF talent, I feel he was more high ceiling and low floor guy. But he wanted to bring his entire staff and got a dummy to allow it. Stricklin got played, no question. Twice by the agent that Butters and Mullen share. We gave a man at 1.5 million raise who hadn't deserved it to save face. If we break off Mullen, he shouldn't be the only one to go.
                       
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                        I've repeatedly suggested this...to no avail.
                         
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                        Yup. Stricklin and the rest of the AD office need to go first.

                        Otherwise, it will be just more of the same for the Lost Decades.
                         
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                          I knew I shoulda pulled out.
                           
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                            We're all just fair weather
                            Cuz Corch says it's better

                            In the O-L-D-D-A-Y-S Old Gators!
                             
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                              I just want to be clear on all the losers in gator history. That all those I named are losers. Didnt win shttt but they were exciting to watch.
                              yeah I said its better..........
                               
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                                Right. Anyone really trust that Stricklin would go out and land the right guy? It was cringeworthy watching him try to play it cool on Twitter with his daily vague comments. “Don’t believe everything you hear”. Yeah, we didn’t hear anything, Scott. We watched you fly to New Hampshire and come back with the exact same passengers and a couple of empty Arby’s bags.
                                 
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                                  Ok boys and girls... I have no idea what coach posted because I skipped right to the reply's as they are usually golden.

                                  I was not disappointed, as this may very well win post of the year.
                                   
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                                    I’m 54, fcktard - I’m eminently familiar with all of those things.

                                    And it’s your mother that is obsessed with me. She’s insatiable for an 80 year old.
                                     
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                                      Coach just enjoys chumming the suckers off the bottom.

                                      You Turds can't help yourself.


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