Miami landing Cristobal with 10 year, $80 million deal

[gator1946]

Especially this. POV preferrred.

Yeah. No ****. I just accidentally switched my AV to a picture of mrs. '46. That's coming down immediately.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Good God. That would be a total disaster waiting to happen.

Don't worry they say Lamar Thomas is involved. He wouldn't do anything embarrassing.

This is him doing TV commentary during the infamous UM-FIU brawl in 2006, go to the 4:38 mark

 

[soflagator]

Two things:

- Was she Jewish?

- Pictures?

Of course.

Yes. But they’re ok my first gen Razor. It was fifteen years ago, I’m married now. So I’ll have to reach out for you and Law. But I can’t imagine it being a problem for any of the parties involved.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Bull shyyt. Plenty of people have said he’d be a great HC here.

Bull shyyt, too, on his recruiting being on par with Saban & Kirby. The guy is nowhere close to that level. He’s actually more on par with Mullen based off of the recruiting services rankings. In his time as head coach at Oregon, he’s had 1 class in the top 5 (3rd in 2021), one class outside the top 10 (13th in 2018), and the others were in the 7-9 range. The guy is an overrated clown. He sucked at FAU, he sux at Oregon and he’ll suck at Miami, too, if he goes there.

Good advice about pulling the head out of the azz…you should take it.

I just now noticed this response. And as I've known all along, you're a complete retard. Carry on.

 

[oxrageous]

Don't worry they say Lamar Thomas is involved. He wouldn't do anything embarrassing.

This is him doing TV commentary during the infamous UM-FIU brawl in 2006, go to the 4:38 mark

He got fired two days later for that.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

He got fired two days later for that.

The programs in stable hands lol

 

[Mornengswede]

This. My little brother lives a couple miles off the coast in Oregon, one of the prettiest places in America. But the people that live there may be some of the ugliest, it reminds me of a small mountain town in Tennessee or WV. Pretty sure everyone there are related. Also way more conservative then most south Georgia towns, I guess because they aren't as "diverse" as us.

It’s true. Most of the countryside population are the descendants of southerners who headed out there to get away from free black people. The inbreeding runs DEEP.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

It’s true. Most of the countryside population are the descendants of southerners who headed out there to get away from free black people. The inbreeding runs DEEP.

I sure do learn a lot of interesting things on this site.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

He is a coach who is two games over .500 the last time I checked.

Yes, and coaches like that have been known to get $7.6m per year.

 

[Silverback Gator]

If they get Cristobal I bet they decline Utah's offer to schedule a home and home with scUM.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

It’s true. Most of the countryside population are the descendants of southerners who headed out there to get away from free black people. The inbreeding runs DEEP.

I believe it, my dumbass brother moved out there after his college graduation to be a pot farmer and never came back. Married a chick from there that's probably a high 8 or 9 in western Oregon but is a solid 5 in Georgia.

 

[williston_gator]

@247Sports: DEVELOPING: Oregon coach Mario Cristobal and Miami are expected to agree on an $8 million deal, with Clemson's Dan Radakovich following as the AD, per reports by @flasportsbuzz and @MichaelRyanRuiz.
Mario Cristobal reportedly expected to agree to $8 million deal with Miami, Clemson AD could follow

 

[soflagator]

@247Sports: DEVELOPING: Oregon coach Mario Cristobal and Miami are expected to agree on an $8 million deal, with Clemson's Dan Radakovich following as the AD, per reports by @flasportsbuzz and @MichaelRyanRuiz.
Mario Cristobal reportedly expected to agree to $8 million deal with Miami, Clemson AD could follow

I don’t like it. But all the more reason we needed a guy like Napier and absolutely couldn’t have another Mullen type of coach.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Miami has no money. Their boosters have money but aren’t suddenly coming off their wallet after years of not caring. I dated the daughter of a top defense attorney in Miami and he was a huge fan, but contributed nothing. And their former NFL players have a combined net worth of 130k. Everything from the glitz and glamor they portray, to the fake gold chain they put on when they cause Duke to fumble, is a facade. They are the Michael Kors clothed, Invicta watch wearing, entry level luxury brand car driving guy of college football.

If MC goes back it will be out of a misguided sense of duty, not because of money. And he would be a problem in recruiting. But the idea of getting into a bidding war with Knight and Oregon has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. They’re already so far over this skis in these speculations it’s hilarious.

Completely accurate.
Especially the part about their former players.
Nearly every one of them has lost the millions they earned in the NFL due to stupidity, greedy families, and corrupt representatives.

If they had money they would have already contributed to the UM “revival.”

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Don't worry they say Lamar Thomas is involved. He wouldn't do anything embarrassing.

This is him doing TV commentary during the infamous UM-FIU brawl in 2006, go to the 4:38 mark

Someone on this forum said they were friends with Lamar and that he is very remorseful about that incident as well as the myriad cheap shots he took at UF over the years and strongly wishes to be welcomed back into the Gainesville community and possibly even getting involved with UF in some capacity.

I don’t know if this is true but I personally would never accept him in any way. The hatred he spewed for UF cannot be forgotten.

Maybe he should have thought before he went full thug.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Say what you want about Stricklin but at least he didn't forget to fire the old coach before hiring the new one.

 

[soflagator]

Say what you want about Stricklin but at least he didn't forget to fire the old coach before hiring the new one.

I knew we were forgetting something.

 

[Mornengswede]

@247Sports: DEVELOPING: Oregon coach Mario Cristobal and Miami are expected to agree on an $8 million deal, with Clemson's Dan Radakovich following as the AD, per reports by @flasportsbuzz and @MichaelRyanRuiz.
Mario Cristobal reportedly expected to agree to $8 million deal with Miami, Clemson AD could follow

Good news. Maybe he’ll make them the 9th most talented team and get blown out twice in one year by the 32nd most talented team. Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior.

 

[UFHealthGator]

I wish Cristobal went to OU or ND. Gonna be a tough fight for recruiting the state. Hopefully Napier has better breath than MuLLLLLLenz and can build relationships fast.

 

[Gatorraid81]

Wonder what Oregon offered? Hard to believe Scum out bid them, the Ducks may already have replacement guy lined up and were willing to let Mario walk. I see Brady got fired in Carolina, think of the Offense he could run at Oregon. Riley vs Brady would be some entertaining games.