First, this isn’t other message boards, this is Gator Chatter. Sarcasm runs deep and only a few bother to distinguish their sarcasm with text or emojis to give it away.
Second, using the winking emoji could cause you to forfeit your man card.
Lastly, I just retired from the military, so any conformity will be of my own choice, not anyone else’s influence. So I will absolutely be me. (If I said “do” vice “be,” you can be sure at least a dozen other adolescents will comment, but it’s part of the charm here).
BTW, I’ve missed a few sarcastic comments around here. Ya gotta pay attention, or face ridicule. Well, you’ll face ridicule no matter how sharp you are. It’s the GCMB.