Dorky Dan Excuse Thread

[Swamp Donkey]

Goofing on donkeys is just good clean fun. Well done Europa... Greetings and salutations from the hinterlands!

he has actually upped his game. he could barely type a quote correctly a year or two ago.

Quite proud of Euro.

 

[stephenPE]

bump...

just in case we need this, I want it close by.

Disappointment?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Disappointment?

I starting to say Euro was almost as incompetent as Coach, earlier.

thanks for reminding me.

 

[stephenPE]

Kyle Trask

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Kyle Trask

Kyle Trash.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

Kyle Trash.

Really? You just can't let it be. There are a lot of issues with UF(Fuchs) and this Coaching Staff,,,Mostly D...

BUT TRASK ain't one of them.

 

[stephenPE]

Our chains are like wet cement to a kid. You gotta write your name and he's gotta pull the chain. Having fun for a long time now and thats how it should be.

 

[Born2beagator]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Our chains are like wet cement to a kid. You gotta write your name and he's gotta pull the chain. Having fun for a long time now and thats how it should be.

shhhhhhhh.....

it's our secret

 

[gatormandan]

Really? You just can't let it be. There are a lot of issues with UF(Fuchs) and this Coaching Staff,,,Mostly D...

BUT TRASK ain't one of them.

As long as there is one person who protests his use of the word trash, he will continue to post it out of spite. Dont feed the donkey.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

As long as there is one person who protests his use of the word trash, he will continue to post it out of spite. Dont feed the donkey.

 

[lagator]

As long as there is one person who protests his use of the word trash, he will continue to post it out of spite. Dont feed the donkey.

Maybe we can get him to change it to Trashk for awhile as he makes the adjustment.

 

[jdh5484]

Every QB has a bad, 3 int game, at some point.

It's coming.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Every QB has a bad, 3 int game, at some point.

It's coming.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Mehhh. Wuerrfel did too. if he threw three touchdowns and three interceptions were still winning 21 to 7. not every interception's a big six and most teams in the SEC can barely score on air which is to say Grantham

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I thought about just bumping the Taggelwain Excuse Thread but figured Oxy would just lock it.

I should have done this preseason while some were declaring us National Champions.

What do you have?

1. No one wins in YEAR THREE

2. Wuhan!!!!!

3. BUTTERS DID IT!

4. He is only losing the games he is SUPPOSED to LOSE!

5A Wait Til Next Year!

5B We only lost by a TD!!! ( The last two are classic Volesheimers, adopted by pathetic Gator pumpers)

6. NO ONE can build facilities quickly!

7. We have to put our money into baseball.

8. Next year (actually year after next) we get the really good recruits

9. Recruiting, not our fault coz bagmen

10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF)

11. Someone forced him to hire Chokin Dwag!

12. Recruits dont understand the value of dancing

13. They were running tempo and speeding up the game! (one of my favorites)

14. they were slowing the game

15. He didnt know Dwag Choker forgot to sign DL and LBs.

16. Their crowd was making noise

17. We played against great offenses.

18. He sucks but he was the BEST AVAILABLE.

Just a refresher to the excuses.

 

[kansascitygator]

We beat UGA , what else do you want?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Too many games
Crowd noise
Oklahoma is a bunch of meanie pants

 

[78]

We gave up that many yards on the ground? I wasn’t paying attention.

 

[Jbossgator8]

No excuses, he has to own it and put it all on himself as the HBC. That being said, glad the season is over and actually not much to even look forward to with no QB and no defense at all in 2021. Major changes needed ahead starting with getting rid of Gratham and going into next season Mullen is on the hot seat too. Take care and see ya next year!

 

[MertzJay26]