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You’ve always been off. Bet you like yellow lemon too!
I’m actually dead on balls accurate. Even stephen agrees. Green is lime.
As for the yellow, lemon isn’t necessarily my favorite, but the alternative is banana. Now, I don’t wanna come across as judgemental, but the only people who like banana flavored candies are people with those medicine-stained teeth and disheveled hair sloppily parted like Greta Thunberg, and who smell as if they bathe semi-weekly. If you and your Mephistos prefer banana over lemon, that’s fine by me. Just don’t pretend that when people in the lunch area at work clear out when you heat up your Cambell’s tomato soup and cheese sandwich, it’s actually them that are weird.