Thus Spoke Alvin

[oxrageous]

I feel bad for Alvin. I don't even think message boards existed the last time TN won. How could he even talk smack back then?

This is my 8th year with this particular message board crew. When I joined the GSMB in the summer of 2007, Alvin was "Cosmos" then, and he spouted the exact same posts. This has been going on for so long it's hilarious. None of us have experienced in all that time how Alvin would act if the Vols actually won, because they never do.

 

[Alvin York]

This is my 8th year with this particular message board crew. When I joined the GSMB in the summer of 2007, Alvin was "Cosmos" then, and he spouted the exact same posts. This has been going on for so long it's hilarious. None of us have experienced in all that time how Alvin would act if the Vols actually won, because they never do.

Actually there has been a marked change in the fabric of the Cosmos. Eight years ago you were not the founding father and Godfather of an expanding Gator message board.

You should offer prayers of humble gratitude to Allah every day for perpetrating the crash of the Gatorsports message board.

When the Volunteers take back their rightful place in the SEC I shall be tolerant and magnanimous in my treatment of the tragic folks of the Jorts.

 

[alcoholica]

Actually there has been a marked change in the fabric of the Cosmos. Eight years ago you were not the founding father and Godfather of an expanding Gator message board.

You should offer prayers of humble gratitude to Allah every day for perpetrating the crash of the Gatorsports message board.

When the Volunteers take back their rightful place in the SEC I shall be tolerant and magnanimous in my treatment of the tragic folks of the Jorts.

Slow your roll Caitlyn before Sas pumps ur ass. He's not ur kin, so you may not like it.

 

[G8RNTN]

I find it highly disrespectful that your name is even Alvin York, I think you should change it. He was an american hero that actually represented the state of Tennessee greatly. All you have done is sit behind a computer with a dictionary and thesaurus and pick big words that you cant pronounce and put them in a written paragraph to try and make yourself feel better and sound smart. All the while you are praying to allah, waving your isis flag, and making out with your cousin. It be cool if you had legit conversation topics, but I know its hard for an incompetent lame low life vol like yourself.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

He isnt a Muslim or Albanian. Nor was he an old black man when he was Cosmos. I can't even think of his other pseudonyms or what character he played then, but they have all been dumb.

 

[Marianna-FL_Gator]

Allah is gay.

He and Dork both like to take it in the ASS. F*ck Allah and Tennessee!!!!

 

[TN G8tr]

Actually there has been a marked change in the fabric of the Cosmos. Eight years ago you were not the founding father and Godfather of an expanding Gator message board.

You should offer prayers of humble gratitude to Allah every day for perpetrating the crash of the Gatorsports message board.

When the Volunteers take back their rightful place in the SEC I shall be tolerant and magnanimous in my treatment of the tragic folks of the Jorts.

When, IF, never, you'll be on Medicare. And if you're acting this way now I venture a guess your statement is actual . Go drink a gallon of bleach and play dodge ball in the middle of the interstate.

 

[MJMGator]

If you ask me, the Vols are in their rightful place. Eliminated from contention and fighting for bowl eligibility.

 

[oxrageous]

Actually there has been a marked change in the fabric of the Cosmos. Eight years ago you were not the founding father and Godfather of an expanding Gator message board.

Dummy, I didn't say there hadn't been a change with ME, I said there hadn't been a change with YOU. I could probably dig up a thread you started from ten years ago on the GSMB that mirrors this one. In fact, you probably save them all and just copy and paste them every year.

It's astounding you've been doing this this long, and haven't been rewarded with a Vol victory even once. Hell, all those other Vol trolls came and went (Down the Field, VOLnMiami, et al) because they would talk smack and their team would never win. They finally left out of embarrassment. But not you. You're a true glutton for punishment.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

What do people from Tennessee do around Halloween besides watch the Vols lose to Alabama? Pump kin.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

You guys gave this twat over 1,000 views on his thread? For shame.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It's fun to pick on the handicapped.

 

[NavetG8r]

Allah is gay.

I heard the 16 virgins were men. Explains a lot...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I thought they were 8 year old girls, although they are apparently generally guided to wait until 11 before raping the girls but exceptions can be made.

Then of course, if the girl or her family complain, she is threatened with death for adultery.

 

[Jbossgator8]

Alvin is GATORBAITER!!

 

[Swamped Gator]

This is my 8th year with this particular message board crew. When I joined the GSMB in the summer of 2007, Alvin was "Cosmos" then, and he spouted the exact same posts. This has been going on for so long it's hilarious. None of us have experienced in all that time how Alvin would act if the Vols actually won, because they never do.

That's hilarious.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Two words sum up Dork.......

Tebow Trap.

 

[KCgator]

 

[TN G8tr]

Dummy, I didn't say there hadn't been a change with ME, I said there hadn't been a change with YOU. I could probably dig up a thread you started from ten years ago on the GSMB that mirrors this one. In fact, you probably save them all and just copy and paste them every year.

It's astounding you've been doing this this long, and haven't been rewarded with a Vol victory even once. Hell, all those other Vol trolls came and went (Down the Field, VOLnMiami, et al) because they would talk smack and their team would never win. They finally left out of embarrassment. But not you. You're a true glutton for punishment.

He loves it.

 

[Alvin York]

Dummy, I didn't say there hadn't been a change with ME, I said there hadn't been a change with YOU. I could probably dig up a thread you started from ten years ago on the GSMB that mirrors this one. In fact, you probably save them all and just copy and paste them every year.

It's astounding you've been doing this this long, and haven't been rewarded with a Vol victory even once. Hell, all those other Vol trolls came and went (Down the Field, VOLnMiami, et al) because they would talk smack and their team would never win. They finally left out of embarrassment. But not you. You're a true glutton for punishment.

Godfather or mere jort soldier I have to remember I'm dealing with just another lizard. What's astounding is you just don't get it.

In the best Western of all time, The Searchers, Ethan Edwards defines the typical Gator fan....
"Seems like he never learns there's such a thing as a critter that will just keep comin' on. So we'll crush Florida in the end, I promise you. We'll beat 'em. Just as sure as the turnin' of the Earth."

PS
I never copy and paste my threads. Each is a like a fingerprint, a unique entity. The only same old song is losing to the Gators which we aim to address next year in Neyland.